Sunday, July 26, 2009

Fireman's Revenge




This is one of the best photos I've seen in years! I bet he won't think he is above the law next time. I've got one thing to say to the Firefighter who did this . . . That's the attitude I want if my house is on fire!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

How to make it stiff...


Good ole Maxine she knows how to make it stiff


To make it stand, You wet it !
To make it wet,
You suck it !
To make it stiff,
You lick it !
To get it in,
You push it!
Damn! Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH
It made me laugh!! LOL Thought I'd pass it along. Happy Tuesday ALL!!
C~

Friday, July 17, 2009

Another Great Review & Up for Best Book honor this weekend AT WC

Reviewed Friday, July 17, 2009
Whipped Cream Erotic Reviews
Destined To Mate by C. A. Salo

Publisher: The Wild Rose Press, Scarlet Rose
Genre: Contemporary, Paranormal
Length: Short Story (95 pgs)
Other: M/F
Rating: 4.5
Review by Xeranthemum

A feline mated to a werewolf?As a Chimera, half lioness/half human, Alexis Xanthis, has never released the beast within. Until she meets Lykan Alpha, Morgan LeVey. Being near him triggers a powerful need to mate, but is Morgan strong enough to dominate her feline side and still handle the human half with a gentle hand? And will the powers that be allow it?

Destined to Mate mixes a delicious combination of mythology, the paranormal and some hot loving sure to thrill a reader on many levels. Alexis is a heroine with a deadly secret. She’s also adorable, spunky, and an amazing mix of charming innocence and old world knowledge. She is also the owner of a book store. Imagine that. What I really liked about her are her kick butt abilities which totally outshine the guys, much to their chagrin.

All the guys except one, that is. Morgan is an alpha wolf. And he’s the best part of being an alpha – not overbearing and irritatingly autocratic but protective, responsible and fair. He also has being dominant in a relationship down pat – it’s a very seductive and potent level.Even when Alexis throws him for a loop he still doesn’t get in a snit over it. He is so very well put together; I didn’t have to deal with any male ego trips. What a relief.

One of the things that I personally look for in a lycan/paranormal romance is if there is bite. I find biting in passion between the hero and heroine very erotic and Ms. Salo nailed it. But I am not going to tell you who was biting who, because that would be telling. There’s no way I want to diffuse those moments, which for me, were very sensual and satisfying.

The secondary characters were fun. Val was interesting and a good sounding board for Alexis. There’s a term for their relationship but no way am I writing that here. Rafe simply cracked me up. What a unique spin for a second-in-command. Usually they are about as strong as the alpha, but poor Rafe has a very human and irritating thing that happens to him. I could not help but giggle the times it happened.

Alexis’ mom is a beaut. Wait until you meet her.

Destined to Mate is sure to entertain and excite, evoke interest and lust, and delivers a well written story with a character driven plot which delightfully showcases the pursuit of love in all its furry splendor.

http://whippedcream2.blogspot.com/2009/07/destined-to-mate-by-c-salo.html?zx=b283110606ca6c1a

Onto the voting...

"­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­Destined to Mate" is up for Best Book honor this weekend (voting runs from Saturday, 7/18, through Sunday, 7/19). You can find the information here on Saturday:

http://www.longandshortreviews.com/WC/recentrev.htm

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Top Reviewer Pick for Destined to Mate

Night Owl Romance and reviewer Arianne, have given my book the best review!! I'm jumping up and down, squeeling and doing the happy dance!! YAY ME!!

The author has woven a fast paced erotica romance. All of the characters are intelligent, and well rounded individuals. Like other reviewers of her book, I hope she continues the story.

Destined to Mate - Book Excerpt

Book Blurb & Info for Destined to Mate

A feline mated to a werewolf?As a Chimera, half lioness/half human, Alexis Xanthis, has never released the beast within. Until she meets Lykan Alpha, Morgan LeVey. Being near him triggers a powerful need to mate, but is Morgan strong enough to dominate her feline side and still handle the human half with a gentle hand? And will the powers that be allow it?

NIGHT OWL ROMANCE BOOK REVIEW SCALE
1 - Has major problems 2 - Could have been done a bit differently 3 - A great Read4 - A Page Turner 4.5 - 5 - Reviewer Top Pick!

To read the full review, follow the link below

http://www.nightowlromance.com/nightowlromance/reviews/Review.aspx?daoid=3749

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Three Bears - REAL version

LOL, a good friend of mine sent this to me, so I thought I'd share.

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating myporridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. Helooks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating myporridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchenand yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go throughthis with you idiots?


It was Mummy Bear who got up first.

It was MummyBear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last nightand put everything away.

It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning airto fetch The newspaper and croissants.

It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's littertray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairsand grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,because I'm only going to say this once....


'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET