Monday, November 17, 2008

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


Okay, my BFF recently sent this to me, and I laughed my butt off, so I thought I'd share!


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Inform the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.


* Tell all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

9 comments:

Wendi said...

It doesn't get any more accurate than this! LOL!

Wendi Darlin

Devon Gray said...

Hilarious!!!

Author C. A. Salo said...

Thought it's get a laugh!! WOOT!!

Lee Anne said...

That is hilarious!

KyAnn said...

OMG LMAO

These are rules to post on the fridge.

KyAnn

Author C. A. Salo said...

They sure are, along with in the bathroom, hanging over the toilet. LOL

Kay said...

OMG! They should pass these out during premarital counseling! LMAO

Author C. A. Salo said...

I do believe they should be passed out to boys when they get the "birds and the bees" talk. LOL.

Christina Phillips said...

Too funny!!!