Marriage Quotes

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.  ~H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916

 The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.  ~Peter De Vries

To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule:  Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart - about a finger's breadth - for breathing room.  Good fire, good marriage, same rule.  ~Marnie Reed Crowell

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.  ~Katherine Hepburn

Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.  ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
 
Marriage means commitment.  Of course, so does insanity.  ~Author Unknown

 Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.  ~Gene Perret  

My wife says I never listen to her.  At least I think that's what she said.  ~Author Unknown

Have a great Wednesday!!!!  

C~